St. Paddy's day was a momentuos day for the Keltic Cowboys, they celebrated the national holiday for debauchery by opening up for Flogging Molly at Tempe Beach Park during Tempe's St. Patricks Day celebrations. With over 35 million in attendence and being broadcast to over 100 countries thisparty was the biggest of its kind in the history of the world. The Keltic Cowboys music touched the lives of over 98 billion people wordwide, reports of world peace spread as the band reached the middle of its 23 hour set, people throughout the world rejoiced as no one was left hungry. All the happines was shortlived as soon as Metric took the stage, all hell broke loose and everyone in the world became zombies and ate the flesh of all the remaining mortals until there was no one left alive and society became a shit ton of zombies. Everyone except for one man, Patrick Flanagan, armed with his trusty guitar and a jug of Carlo Rossi, Patrick played his guitar until his fingers bled, he played for the masses, he played for humanity, he played to turn the zombies back into humans and restore the world peace that everyone longed for after the brief taste they had experienced earlier. It was all to no avail though, the zombies smelled the blood form Patricks fingers, hunted him down and ate his flesh. Shit happens I guess, but the show was awesome.