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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we pass out.
When we pass out, we commit no sins.
When we commit no sins, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
Oh, I won my wife in a pissin' contest.
Damndest thing you ever seen.
When my frog, it leaped, it went the furthest.
We got hitched in old Abilene.
We were drunk. We were loaded.
Falling down easily.
Then she yelled "Follow me boys"
"Step outside and make it rain."
Oh, I won my wife in a pissin' contest.
Damndest thing you ever seen.
When my frog, it leaped, it went the furthest.
We got hitched in old Abilene.
We were young. We were dumb.
Rolling through the night without pain.
Then she yelled "Follow me boys"
"Step outside and make it rain."
Oh, I won my wife in a pissin' contest.
Damndest thing you ever seen.
When my frog, it leaped, it went the furthest.
We got hitched in old Abilene.
Oh, I won my wife in a pissin' contest.
Damndest thing you ever seen.
When my frog, it leaped, it went the furthest.
We got hitched in old Abilene. |
